Body talk

You know when you get an eye twitch and you're like, hey, look , my eye! See? There--there!--d'you see that?! It's twitching! So weird! There it is again! And then you wonder how long it's gonna last and marvel at each and every involuntary twitch, a twitch you couldn't make happen on purpose. So, over the weekend, whilst watching my 1,000th hour of television (whilst also doing my 1,000th load of laundry), that happened to me. Except it wasn't my eye that was twitching. It was my butt. Not my whole butt, just the left cheek.