Friday, July 14, 2006

My new swimsuit!

One of two, really. I was thinking this one, but then began to blush picturing myself all whore-style by the ocean. (I mean, pants! How unladylike!) So, I went ahead and ordered this one--in blue, with the tropical underclothes.

How wonderful to feel so virtuous. I can't wait to get it in the mail! Then I can finally be outdoors showing my body in a guilt-free fashion. (And I do mean fashion!)

Ahh, womanhood. What better way to celebrate it than hide all the evidence of it?


Blogger Madelyn said...

OH MY! You are a lustful, brazen tart for even buying swimwear. I mean, going to the beach when you could be doing the Lord's work?! I'll pray for your soul.

Seriously, tho, I would love to know what sort of internet search you undertook to come across this jewel. Looking for Amish porn again, no doubt.

9:35 AM  
Anonymous sara said...

I was wondering if you were not inspired by my post on the subject? ;P

Otherwise we are sharing brain cells or at least a penchant for the post's style section?

12:05 PM  
Blogger joestrummerlives said...

Dear Lord - those are awful. It's like burka beachwear. But I must say, I'm not sure if it takes more guts to wear the tarp/bathing suit thing or a tiny Brazilian G-string.

Starpower - I have a dare for you. I will buy the suit and give you $5 if you post photographic evidence of you wearing this contraption on the beach. If your modesty permits...

11:43 AM  
Blogger starpower said...

Joe Strummer:

You're on! Remember: tropical backdrop, blue smock.

Yippee!! Finally some ACCEPTABLE way to express love for the ocean AND arbitrary religious beliefs. Amen!

9:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So starpower your mormon??
Joe's sister.

3:21 AM  
Blogger starpower said...

Either mormon or just garden variety fundamentalist--whichever's the most damning of women.

4:04 PM  
Blogger newyorquina said...

Dude, some of the people here in the Peace Corps have that swimsuit. Or they practically do. They are virgins and speak in tongues and dont drink and shit.

Its scary...

4:14 PM  

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