When heterosexual pairings are creepy...aka don't try to picture it

My parents went to see Brokeback Mountain last night. My mom purportedly lured my dad with the promise of trout fishing. Needless to say he was appalled to discover that the leading men used fishing for brown trout as their ruse to do it in the woods. Brown trout?! When they had pools and pools teeming with native cutthroat trout? He nearly walked out.

The other thing that detracted from his enjoyment of the cowboy love story was that Jake Gyllenhaal reminded him of somebody. He just couldn't shake it and he couldn't figure out who it was. Finally, it hit him: Jake Gyllenhaal looks for all the world like kd lang.

We agreed that Heath and kd would make a far more disturbing couple than Heath and Jake.